Mar 14, 2009

Teka-Teki 911!!..

there are many teka-teki... and these are some that i hv discovered... if u heard them,its ok.. if u struggle to find answer maybe i can help u ??...
hahaha... here a some :P..

“Kenapa lelaki perlu beristeri tiga… .”
Jawapannya kerana :
kerana kalau kawin satu isONE
kalau kawin dua isTWO
kalau kawin tiga barulah isTERI… ..

Soalan: binatang apa yang ada kaki tetapi malas berjalan?
Jawapan : katak…ada kaki tapi melompat…

Soalan: Ikan apakah yg tidak mempunyai kepala,ekor,sisik,ingsang,dan sebagainya???
Jawapan : Bebola ikan

Soalan: antara negara china dan bulan,mane yg lebih jauh?
Jawapan : negara chinalah jauh,sbb bulan kite tengok langik je dah nampak bulan,kau nak tengok china pegi tempah tiket kapal terbang…….haa……

Soalan: bila kita tidur dia bangun bila kita bangun dia tidur
Jawapan : tapak kaki

Soalan: dalam banyak banyak singa.singa apa tidak makan orang
Jawapan : singapura

Soalan: dlm nenas ada ape??
Jawapan : spongebob!!

Soalan: kalau gajah lalu titi,titi tu patah.lepas tu kambing pulak yang lalu.apa pulak yang patah
Jawapan : patah balik la

Soalan: dalam banyak2 kotak,kotak apa x leh angkat…
Jawapan : kotak penalti

Soalan: benda apa yg slalu kita makan akn habis,klu kita xmkn pn akn habis??
Jawapan : ais

Soalan: dalam banyak2 rumput,rumput apa lembu n kambing xmakan??
Jawapan : mesin rumput

Soalan: dalam banyak 2 syarikat,syarikat ape paling besar?
Jawapan: amerika syarikat

Soalan: kenapa nobita dan doraemon takut datang ke malaysia?
Jawapan: sebab ada Giant..

Soalan: Buaya naik bas… Manusia naik apa..?????
Jawapan : naik hairan la…ark ark ark...

okay... i think that's enough for today :)..

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